can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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