The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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