covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
she told me i tasted like america
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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