Acid is not a monday night drug
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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