my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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