I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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