There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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