I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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