Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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