Non-Jews are for practice
im six kinds of drunk right now
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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