It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Who died my cat blue again?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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