just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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