have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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