wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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