good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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