ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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