they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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