So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Pants are for mortals
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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