Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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