Small penises have feelings too.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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