hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
tell me about the eggs
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