She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
