Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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