nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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