he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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