Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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