i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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