I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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