I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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