We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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