yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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