it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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