Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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