I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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