i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
God I need to hump something, right now.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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