Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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