just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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