My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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