but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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