You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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