But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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