I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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