Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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