"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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