he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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