our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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