Please don't use social media to get back at me.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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