Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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