Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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