You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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