Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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