I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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