I only kidnapped one of them. chill
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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