Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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