this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
