I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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