belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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